What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Moonraker

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your twin flame story?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the types of values?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?